When I’ve sent out about a million resumes and am waiting for people to get back to me
😜-😳-😚-✌#emoji#faces#funny#selfie#silly#tired#latenight @tomsebastiane

😜-😳-😚-✌#emoji#faces#funny#selfie#silly#tired#latenight @tomsebastiane

When my friend tells me about a scandalous sexcapade of hers
When a guy asks me to dance

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Expectation

Reality

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